Larry and Laurie David Split

Uber-eco-religionists Larry David and Laurie David are facing an inconvenient truth of their own. They no longer can stand to be married to one another. The question remains: Who gets the Prius and the family carbon credits?

From Fox News here:

After 14 years of marriage and two children, Laurie and Larry David have reportedly decided to call it quits, according to the New York Post.

The breakup has been civil, concerning no known third parties, the Post says.

Larry David is best known for his lead role in the popular HBO series “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” in which Cheryl Hines plays his environmentalist wife. He also helped create the now defunct sitcom “Seinfeld.”

Since Laurie David helped produce “An Inconvenient Truth” and other shorter documentaries on global warming, her popularity as an environmentalist has risen. Most recently, Laurie David has been traveling across the nation with singer Sheryl Crow in the “Stop Global Warming College Tour.”

Okay Larry. Quit being a woman. You know you want to drive a Hummer. Get one and show that frigid bitch the eco-finger.