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Stupid Clown Goes to Pot

I love bad clowns. I love dead clowns more, but bad ones make me laugh. A stupid clown from Suffolk, VA tried to visit some sad sack in the state lockup. To smuggle in some fine cannabis. No word on whether or not it was in an animal balloon.

The drug sniffing dogs at the jail alerted authorities to this evil creature smuggling the dope. Word has it that when clowns go to prison they have to paint their faces from happy clowns to sad clowns.


Spunky the Pot Junky Clown

From the Daily Press here:

A Suffolk woman who works as a clown at children’s parties was arrested last month and charged with trying to smuggle marijuana to a prison inmate.

Manuela Markham, who operates Bubblehead Entertainment and performs as Spunky the Clown, was arrested on May 6 when police say she tried to sneak marijuana to an unnamed inmate at the Greensville Correctional Center.

Prison security guards suspected Markham was carrying drugs because of “previous information received through recorded telephone conversations” between Markham and the inmate. When she arrived to visit the inmate around noon on May 6, Rose said, the guards’ drug-sniffing dogs detected marijuana.

She is charged with possession of drugs with intent to distribute to an inmate, a Class 4 felony.

I think they were really concerned about people going to their website over this. They deleted all of their pictures. I guess they didn’t count on Google cache! Hey boys and girls, hiring dope smoking clowns is bad.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

2 thoughts on “Stupid Clown Goes to Pot

  • Hee Hee. More about ol’ Spunky here:
    http://blog.myspace.com/katamaran78

    “Spunky the Clown” as she called herself, wanted to be listed in the Verizon Yellow Pages (yeah, there goes Verizon again). Instead of being listed under Kid’s Entertainment, she was listed under Adult Entertainment. Between a few strippers, fetishists, erotic masseuses and escort services. Spunky the Clown was in the Adult Entertainment section.

    Process that for a moment. I’ll wait.

    She got all kinds of sick phone calls from people wanting either a strip show, or those who have weird clown fetishes. Several times a day, to the point where she was talking about suing for emotional distress.

    That’s not the weird part of the story. That was the funny part.

    Today, she was busted for allegedly smuggling a large quantity of marijuana to an inmate in jail, concealed in her….ahem….cha-cha.

  • Manuela “Spunky” Markham went to jail for 4 months, came out divorce Markham, and got Prego and goes by the name Manuela Gill, still doing clowning is Virginia Beach, Va and Toms River, NJ. So beware of balloons she carries…………she is on Facebook under Gill

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