Beak Lickin’ Good

I was going through my weblogs last night and stumbled on a strange referral to the site. It was from Live.Com’s photo search results from the keyword of “retarded chicken.” Seems that if you search Live.com for that phrase, my site is listed as numero uno. But it was the picture NEXT to my number one result that intrigued me.

I remember my father telling me a story when I was younger about when he was a little boy and his Mom and Dad were having company over to the house for Sunday Dinner. Dinner was going to be fried chicken and mashed potatoes with gravy, and his Mom warned him not to be a pig at the dinner table. She told him to ask for a piece of chicken that no one else would want.

When dinner was served and they were passing the bowl of fried chicken around, he was asked which piece he wanted. Remembering his Mom’s warning, he replied, “The Face.”

This is an old picture of a chicken face that got mixed into the rest of a batch of deep fried chicken parts, and supposedly, it came from a McDonalds. You can even see deep-fried feathers still attached! I bet it tastes like skull.