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Reason 154 to HomeSchool

The creepy gay social studies teacher won’t fellate your teenage boy.

Meet Kirk Hellwig.  This creepy gay man was caught giving oral sex to a 16 year old student.  I guess he was forced to molest children-  He is so ugly no adult man or woman would want to date him.  Seriously, look at his face.  Quoting my friend Cliff, “It’s like somebody spent the past two weeks shooting a rotten potato with a pellet gun.”

From the TimesUnion here:

A social studies teacher, Kirk James Hellwig, 37, at Columbia High School was repeatedly having oral sex in his classroom with a 16-year-old male student during the school day.

“One of our officers who is stationed at the school was approached by two principals about the rumor,” said town Police Chief Christopher Lavin. “We then searched some premises, collected evidence, interviewed numerous individuals and reviewed computer activity.”

Hellwig, who is single and has taught social studies at the school since 1999, was arrested Monday morning on three counts each of felony third-degree criminal sex act and misdemeanor endangering the welfare of a child.

He was arraigned in town court Monday and released on $25,000 bail.

A source close to the case said police are further investigating Hellwig’s computer e-mail activity with students.

In addition to teaching at the school, Hellwig has also coached baseball and wrestling at the school.

A woman, who answered the phone at Hellwig’s home, declined to comment late Monday and referred calls to his attorney.

A letter is available on the school’s Web site at http://www.egcsd.org.

Does this fat piece of filfth still live with his dear old Mama?  How proud she must be.  You can see a video here

I suspect that this man was a lousy teacher and possibly a worse athletics coach.

Dr. Jones

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10 thoughts on “Reason 154 to HomeSchool

  • Alright, listen buddy, I am/was a student of Mr. Hellwig, and I am EXTREMLY mad that u would make assumptions by his picture saying that he was “forced to molest children”. I will agree with u, the picture isn’t very flattering, but he doesn’t look like that in person. And do keep in mind that picture was taken while he was under a lot of stress.

    Second, the worst thing about the whole situation is that he was the best teacher I have EVER had. I used to hate history, and when I got him as a teacher, he changed the way I thought about the subject. He was a FANTASIC teacher, everyday he would have a lesson prepared and organized, so don’t you DARE say that he was a lousy teacher.

    And also he was a section 2 wrestling champion, so I know for a fact that he did a lot of good for the wrestling team.

    Do some research next time u decide to display someone as a creep, or as a lousy teacher.

  • Elle,
    Are you just jealous he didnt like you instead of his boy wrestlers?

    I could give exactly two rats shits that this kiddie toucher’s face turns all pussie and bloated under duress. I bet his asshole puckers quite a bit too when he’s stressed. Judging from what I’ve heard, I’m surprised his lips arent chapped. yeah, I said it.

    He was not only a lously teacher, but a horrible coach. He never won a championship because he was too busy sniffing the underwear of his wrestlers. Some good that did. He is a creep, a gay creep, a twisted kid touching creep. Why would you defend him?

  • Section II

    I was on the wrestling team with this guy, He was no Section II champion – we used to call him magnet back. I don’t know about his sexual preferences. If the charges are true he’s betrayed the trust of an entire community and deserves this lambasting. If they are false . . .

  • Section II- Considering he liked to stuff young boys’ penises into his mouth, I’m fairly certain that you could label that as “gay.” And I think he confessed, so I don’t think someone is just casting aspersions at the man.

  • Section II

    I didn’t know he confessed. He’s not gay, he’s a pedophile.

  • The victim said it was a consensual relationship with Hellwig. If both were the same age, its pretty gay. But because of the age difference, it is considered a criminal act.

    And this article here says Hellwig hung out on gay.com

    Section II, not sure why arguing this point makes a big difference to you. But just so you know, boy on boy is gay.

    Boy on Girl not gay.

  • Section II

    It’s not illegal to be gay . . .
    And consent is not a defense availbale to pedophiles .

  • I knew Kirk in high school in Saratoga, and he was a real liar… and the lies were all outrageous: from his SAT scores to college acceptances, to the girls he had sex with, you name it. I don’t begrudge him lying, being gay, or even being uglier than a bag of assholes–or looking like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! I think it’s a real shame that he became a child molester, and having known him, I am not surprised. Thank goodness he got caught… before he joined the Catholic Church, became a priest, and had a real wing ding!

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