GreenPeace Building An Ark?

Because their god, the Earth, told them to.  Why is it that eco-religionists can’t come up with their own religious symbology?  Is it because they are too fried from smoking dope?  And look at all of the wood that is being used.  Instead of hugging trees, they are finally sawing them down.  And its obvious they didn’t get the measurements from the Bible.  This thing is going to be way too small.

From the AP here:

Environmental activists are building a replica of Noah’s Ark on Mount Ararat — where the biblical vessel is said to have landed after the great flood — in an appeal for action on global warming, Greenpeace said Wednesday.
 
Turkish and German volunteer carpenters are making the wooden ship on the mountain in eastern Turkey, bordering Iran. The ark will be revealed in a ceremony on May 31, a day after Greenpeace activists climb the mountain and call on world leaders to take action to tackle climate change, Greenpeace said.

“Climate change is real, it’s happening now and unless world leaders take urgent, decisive and far-reaching action, the next decades will see human misery on a scale not experienced in modern times,” said Greenpeace activist Hilal Atici. “Those leaders have a mandate from the people … to massively cut greenhouse gas emissions and to do it now.”

Hey Hilal-  there is no mandate from the people.  And its obvious from the picture that the labor has been mostly outsourced to poor Turks.

And Iran, if you see this-  Its not an Ark-  Its a secret US missile launch platform.  We are coming to get you.  Also blogging this is Kmaru.