MySpace Kid Complains About Going To Work

The Internet’s self-proclaimed “Youngest Blogger,” Seth Hicks, aged 8, complained on his blog at www.myspace.com/mommydontknow that he is very upset about having to be dragged into work with his mother for “Bring Your Child to Work Day.”

“Being forced to go to school every day is bad already. Now I have to go to Mommy’s job. Its so Boring! She just surfs the Internet,” Seth noted on his blog yesterday in reference to the Take Our Daughters And Sons To Work® program, scheduled for Thursday. The program was originally created by the Ms. Foundation for Women to provide opportunities for children to express their hopes and expectations of work life in their future.

Seth went on to detail how he was going to make sure that his mother did not repeat this custom next year by writing: “Im going to run and scream in the hallways. If there are other kids there, I will pull their hair and pinch them. I will ask strangers to take me to the bathroom every five minutes, and then accuse them of trying to watch me pee. At 2 o’clock sharp, I plan on spilling my Hi-C juicebox on the floor of the break room and then not clean it up.”

Seth went on to explain that his plan was risky, but hopes it is worth it. “I might lose my gameboy for a month as punishment. But Mommy needs to learn not to take me to work and then not even pay me. I get to be a kid for just a few more years, and those days won’t be ruined at some crummy office building.”