Fall Out Boy Delays Tour

Super Emo Band Fall Out Boy has delayed the start of their new tour due to “personal issues.”  Hundreds of thousands of gender-confused myspace weenies cut themselves in protest today.

Rumors swirl around the announcement.  Many think that Pete Wentz is going into rehab because he takes dozens of prescription pain killers and anti-depressants every day.  Others think that there has been a major fight in the band and they are training a new drummer.  The wildest rumor yet is that Pete is going on a honeymoon after his gay wedding.

But as an exclusive, I can report the real reason why the band is delaying their tour:  Diction lessons.  It is hoped that by the end of the four week class, Fall Out Boy’s lyrics will finally be understood. 

Finally this video below will be correctly translated.  Click the pic to see the vid.