Islamic Chastity Belts

Those whacky muslims and their silly beliefs!  Not wanting to take any chances with his wife out shopping, one muslim man resorted to a unique way to protect his wife’s honor.  He tied crocodiles to her.

From the AP here:

A woman with three crocodiles strapped to her waist was stopped at the Gaza-Egypt border crossing after guards noticed that she looked “strangely fat,” officials said Monday.
 
The woman’s shape raised suspicions at the Rafah terminal in southern Gaza, and a body search by a female border guard turned up the animals, each about 20 inches long, concealed underneath her loose robe, according to Maria Telleria, spokeswoman for the European observers who run the crossing.

“The woman looked strangely fat. Even though she was veiled and covered, even with so many clothes on there was something strange,” Telleria said.

Or maybe the woman was a virgin and was just taking precautions in case she died.  To see what I mean, click on the picture below to see the video.