Rosie Admits She Snapped

Rosie O’Donnell admits on the View on Friday that she lost her mind over Columbine.  Even though she has nothing to do with the school and knows no one who was victimized there.  You see, when you are a fat self-absorbed celebrity who hates guns, something as tragic as Columbine gets internalized and suddenly becomes all about YOU.

To treat her fragile psyche, she hangs upside down 30 minutes per day like the harpie she is, and swallows copious amounts of anti-depressants.

From the AP here:

Rosie O’Donnell says she began being treated for depression after the Columbine school shootings and hangs upside down for up to a half-hour a day to improve her mental state.
 
When gunmen killed 13 people at Columbine High School in Colorado in 1999, O’Donnell said she felt as if it had happened to her children.

“I couldn’t stop crying,” she said on an episode taped for ABC’s “The View” and due to air Friday. “I stayed in my room. The lights were off. I couldn’t get out of bed and that’s when I started taking medication.”

When she began taking antidepressants, O’Donnell, 44, said she began yoga and “inversion therapy,” where she hangs upside down by a swing for 15 to 30 minutes a day. She demonstrates it on “The View.”

O’Donnell said she also has seasonal affective disorder, often called SAD, the wintertime blues that can strike when the days grow short. SAD is characterized by recurrent major depressive episodes during the fall and winter.

The article that seems to detail all of Rosie’s problems, forgets to mention that Rosie is also a big fatty and a bully.  If Rosie would just stop with the stupid Yoga and take up a real cardio program or even weight training, she would generate some dopamine that might help with her depression.  But making Columbine all about her?  There’s no curing stupid.