All Hail the Hubbard Christ

So it was announced today that Tom Cruise was sent by L. Ron Hubbard to forgive all our sins. We might not believe it now, but we should be assured that a thousand years from now? Yeah, we will all be worshipping the Cruise.

So why does every whacko cult figure have to claim they are Jesus Christ anyways? Well, if they claimed they were Muhammad, they would get their fool head chopped off.

From the Sun Online here:

TOM Cruise is the new Christ of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

Like Christ, he s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.