Oh Snap! I Gave You Kidz Pr0n!

Meet Andrew Erickson. This doofus cretin from Swansea, Massachusetts accidentally turned in his CDRom full of kiddie porn pictures instead of his exam paperwork for his 13th grade Community College class. When he realized the error, he emailed his professor saying “Oh SNAP! I gave you the wrong CD!”

Andrew speaks pretty fly for a white guy perverted kiddie porn distributor.

From the Herald News here:

FALL RIVER – Andrew Erickson, 18, a college student who mistakenly submitted a compact disc loaded with child pornography images to his professor last week is now facing felony kiddie porn possession charges.

The Bristol Community College student was to submit his computer information systems final examination on compact disc last week.

But instead of submitting the class work, Erickson handed in a disc that contained images of children as young as 7-years-old in sexually explicit situations. The disc, according to police reports, listed each youth by age, ranging from 7 to 14.

Prior to being arrested, Erickson apparently realized he had handed in the wrong disc to his professor. Police reports quote an e-mail Erickson sent to his professor, in which he appears to attempt to shift ownership of the disc from himself to an unnamed friend.

“Oh snap, I am sorry. I accidentally gave you my friend’s mixed music CD that I meant to keep here and install the music on my computer,” Erickson said in an e-mail to his professor. “I found the CD with the (final exam) on it. If there’s some way I could send it to you, that would be great.

“I am sorry about that, and hope it didn’t affect the grade at all. Again, if I could get that CD back so that I can install the music. Sorry for the mix up.”

Erickson is due back in Second District Court for a pretrial hearing Feb. 21.

Thanks to Trench, we have a link to Andy Erickson’s MySpace page. On his page’s blog, Erickson writes some kind of sexually suggestive diatribe about holding a purple pulsing sword. Other MySpace users are leaving hilarious comments on that story about getting busted for kiddie porn.

Steve Huff has the best analysis of his idiot’s crime and MySpace page on his Crimeblog site here. Most hilarious is Steve’s translation of Erickson’s apology-

“Oh snap, dawg, my buckass nekkid shawtie picshurs is in ur D-Drive, pervin’ up the ‘puter!”

So Andy, get your soap-on-a-rope and familiarize yourself with what it takes to survive in Prison. And sorry, they won’t have any 7 to 14 year olds waiting in there for you.