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Gardener Versus Moles

The moles win. This sounds like a Caddy Shack Moment. A retired construction worker tried to rid his garden of moles. With high voltage cables and metal spikes. I guess his widow will collect his pension checks now.

From Reuters here:

BERLIN (Reuters) – A German retiree who wired up a high-voltage cable to try to wipe out the moles digging up his garden killed himself instead, police said Thursday.

Uwe Werner, police spokesman in Stralsund north of Berlin, said the 63-year-old retired construction foreman was found dead in the garden of his weekend house in Zingst next to a 380-volt cable and metal spikes rammed into the ground.

The moles survived,” Werner said, noting the voltage was enough to run a cement mixer or heavy-duty power saw. “It was in any event an unorthodox method to try to get rid of moles.”

Why was he gardening in Winter?

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