Sir Paul Hides the Art, Changes the Locks

The split between Sir Paul McCartney and his one-legged whore is heating up. Heather called the cops to report that Paul “stole” paintings by Picasso and Renoir from a shared property. The cops showed up and then left once they determined it was a civil matter.

From the AP here:

LONDON – Police were called to the country estate of former Beatle Paul McCartney after his estranged wife reported the theft of paintings including a Picasso and a Renoir from the lodge they once shared, police said Friday.

“We checked the premises, and spoke to Heather Mills (McCartney), and as a result it was found to be a civil matter between her and her husband,” Sussex Police spokesman Paddy Rea said. “There’s been no theft.”

Mills called police Thursday night after discovering that paintings valued at an estimated $19.5 million had gone missing, The Sun newspaper reported Friday.

The Sun, quoting an unidentified friend of Mills McCartney, said that McCartney had taken the paintings and reprogrammed the estate’s alarm codes, and informed her Thursday night by text message.

I like the touch that Paul texted Heather. I imagine the text read something like this: “No use hobbling over to the lodge luv. I took it all and changed the locks. Neaner Neaner.”

Paul is a prolific painter himself. I sincerely hope he has also moved to protect his own artwork from the clutches of this harpie.

In his “Band on the Run” album with Wings, Paul sang a song to Picasso to mark his death. The lyrics in part were:

The Grand Old Painter Died Last Night
His Paintings On The Wall
Before He Went He Bade Us Well
And Said Goodnight To Us All.
Drink To Me, Drink To My Health
You Know I Can’t Drink Any More