UK Tranny has Sand in his Imaginary Vagina

I read this story and can’t help but imagine a Monty Python skit gone wrong. A man who really wishes he was a woman, is insisting that Doctors give him a cervical exam. Because he doesn’t want to get cervical cancer. How would House handle this? With exploratory surgery, of course!

From the Telegraph here:

A family doctor has been summoned to a formal hearing over his refusal to put a 34-year-old male patient on the list for screening for cervical cancer.

The complaint has caused doctors in the west country practice to spend hours in meetings and writing replies to the local primary care trust over the complaint which began two years ago.

The man, who has fathered a child, believes he is a hermaphrodite although his doctors have examined him and can find no evidence for this.

“My suggestion would be to accede unquestioningly to the patient’s demand and carry out the procedure requested. Provided of course that a representative of the primary care trust could indicate the necessary part of this gentleman’s anatomy, and was able to give the learned medics a clue as to how they could access it.”

Tim Terry, consultant in reconstructive urology, Leicester University Hospitals NHS Trust, specializes in gender reassignment surgery.

He said: “There are some people with ambiguous genitalia but I have not come across a man who was normal physically and fertile who was in this inter-sex group. My advice would be to refer the patient to a sexual dysfunction clinic.“

Fantasizing about being a woman is one thing. Becoming delusional about reality, however, is something quite different. This dude needs psychiatric help, not a pap smear.

Thanks to Hot Air for the tip.