Stupid Criminals on Parade

First up is a knucklehead that got pissed off over a speaker deal gone bad. He attempted to kidnap someone but ended up shot. Twice. By his own gun. One of which was in his left testicle. Blew it clear off.

From the AP here:

A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said. The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle.He cringed, causing the gun to fire again and strike him in the left calf.

When the shooting ended, the 23-year-old man managed to walk himself into the hospital for treatment, police said.

The men were attempting to kidnap a teen in a dispute over stereo speakers, police said.

And this very popular video going around on YouTube of a very stupid and sloppy criminal trying to break into a liquor store. He takes some very dangerous falls and winds up getting dragged downtown by the cops. click the pic to see the video.