Caveman’s Pregnancy Companion

Somehow, a trip out for a snack turned into a baby-book buying spree at the local bookstore. She got two books with full colors and diagrams that make me a little queasy when I look at them.

I got the Caveman’s Pregnancy Companion. It is well written, easy for a cro-magnon to comprehend, and it has great grilling recipes, recipes for home made salsa, recipes for mixed drinks, and there are even diagrams on how to give the best back rubs.

Best of all it has an interpretive guide to understanding pregnant woman phrases, such as “I have nothing to wear,” which really means, “I feel fat. Do something about it.” The chart goes on to offer the worst thing you could say, along with the best thing you could say.