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Witches Spells Have Money-Back Guarantee

At least according to a German court. A stupid woman paid a witch 1200 bucks for a love potion that failed. She sued and got her money back.

This is a great Halloween story.  From NBC4 here.

Witch Must Refund Fee For Failed Love

A German court has ordered a self-proclaimed witch to give her client a refund after a spell failed to win back the woman’s boyfriend.

After the client’s boyfriend left her in 2003, she consulted the witch on a spell that would bring him back.

The client apparently followed the witch’s instructions, carrying out a ritual over several months — under a full moon. The client also paid more than $1,200.

The Munich administrative court said the witch must pay back the money on the grounds that she offered a service that was — in the court’s words — ” objectively completely impossible.”

The witch said she never guaranteed the spell would work.

Why don’t witches have a spell that keeps them out of court? Witches throughout history have been undone by the court system- from Salem witch trials to the Pungo Witch to this case. Maybe a judge to a witch is like kryptonite to Superman or garlic to a vampire.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

2 thoughts on “Witches Spells Have Money-Back Guarantee

  • I think there should be some sort of fine for being an ignoramus and hiring a “witch” to cast a spell for you in the first place.

  • Ha! You know, I think they may be “fined” quite a bit already for being that stupid. They probably have to put duct tape over the TV screen late at night so they dont buy the latest products from infomercials.

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