Terrel Owens Ruins Another NFL Franchise

The Dallas Cowboys are the latest victims in TO’s quest to ruin every NFL Team before the end of his career. After so much pre season speculation and drama that failed to completely distract the Cowboys, TO made a desperate attempt to keep everyone “focused on ME” by attempting suicide.

According to police, he chugged a bottle of pain killers. According to his publicist, he was hospitalized for an “allergic reaction to pain medication.” Can a near-death experience could be considered an allergic reaction?

From the Smoking Gun here:

Controversial football star Terrell Owens attempted suicide last night by taking an overdose of prescription pain pills, according to a Dallas Police Department report. A copy of the report can be found below. The Dallas Cowboys wide receiver, 32, was depressed and told cops that he was trying to harm himself, the report states.

Lots of speculation is flying around as to the reasons behind the suicide attempt. Some say he is a closet homosexual, others say he is just incredibly lonely. All I know is that suicide is the ultimate selfish act, and this is TO’s latest attempt to keep the nation focused on him.

Hear that sound? Its the sound of millions of Fantasy Football Players scratching TO from their rosters.