When Did Rock ‘N Roll Become So Gay??!

Rock and Roll is finally dead. There are hardly any good bands worth listening to, and judging by the MTV Music Awards, only the gayest bands and the girliest men play rock and roll.

I watched the horror that was the MTV Music Awards last night. It was poorly put together, directed by MTV interns and had many stupid stunts and skits.I did enjoy the live performance of OK Go, Beyonce’s dance number, and Shakira was hot too.

Christina Aguilera was stunning in her costume and performance. But none of these female singers were as girly as the members of AFI, Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco, 30 Seconds to Mars, and of course, Al Gore.

Seriously, I could beat up all of those guys in a fight. None of them have an ounce of testosterone under all that eyeliner and emo haircuts. Where are the more manly men of Rock Years gone by? I was truly embarrassed for Lou Reed, who must have lost a bet to be a presenter at the awards ceremony. He looked ashamed to be on stage with these little sissies.

Axl Rose, who is a maniac, said on stage that he wasn’t going to show up, except he met the band the Killers and decided they were worth his time to be there for a presentation. Doubtless he would have wrung the scrawny necks of the band members below:

AFI is doubtless the winner of the Gay Rockstar Award. The lead singer is undergoing a genderbending metamorphosis.

Jared Leto and 30 Seconds to Mars. Wimps, all of them.

The mascara was running for Panic at the Disco as they cried during their acceptance speech. When they turn around you can see the whale tails from their thongs.

Here is Fall Out Boy. These wussies had a couple of hits this past year, but I still have no idea what their lyrics are.

Even the guys from Jackass were onstage doing homo-erotic playslapping. Thank God there was some manly rap stars on the show, along with The Rock to keep me from feeling like I had an attack of the cooties.