Stupid Muslim Man Causes Chicago Bomb Scare
The AP is trying to pass this off as a humorous and funny story, but call me silly, but I don’t think that bomb scares in the airport are funny at all. It appears that a 29-year-old Muslim man packed a penis pump into his carry on luggage to go on a trip with his family to Turkey from Chicago.
When it was X-rayed, he was asked about it because it looked like it may have been a grenade. Because this idiot’s mother was nearby, he didnt want to fess up to the actual purpose of the device. I guess saying he had a penis pump would be embarrassing to his family. But declaring that he had a bomb? That’s not embarrassing at all, is it? Not if you’re a Muslim?
This dolt is facing three years for criminal mischief.
From the AP here:
CHICAGO – Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn’t want her to know he’d packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.
Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.
When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State’s Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.
He later told officials he’d lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn’t want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.
He’s been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state’s attorney’s office.
Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted.
So out of all of the options that flashed through this man’s mind to come up with a good lie to cover up the fact that he had a sexual aid with him in his carry on luggage, he went with bomb? What an idiot.
He could have said:
- Electric Tooth Brush
- Parts for a blender
- Acquarium gear for pet goldfish
- Pieces for blood pressure guage
- Middle Eastern Accupuncture device
Just don’t say bomb. I think he brought the gear along with the intent of causing a bomb scare, and they should lock him away for a very long time.
