Osama and Whitney Sitting in a Tree

According to one of Osama’s former sex slaves, Osama Bin Laden, who is racist and thinks only monkeys should wear their hair in braids or cornrows, had a serious obsession with Whitney Houston. So much so that he considered rubbing out Bobby Brown and abducting Whitney to be his new concubine.

But has he seen Whitney lately? Does he still want the cracked-out former superstar? He ought not have to worry about killing Bobby Brown. There are pretty good odds that Whitney may do that herself during an upcoming Domestic Dispute.

From the NY Post here:

Kola Boof, 37, the Sudanese poet and novelist who claims to have once been bin Laden’s sex slave, writes in her autobiography, “Diary of a Lost Girl,” which is excerpted in the September Harper’s: “He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.”

Boof – who wrote for the soap opera “The Days of Our Lives” until she was axed last month – continues, “He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting.”

Boof says bin Laden couldn’t stop talking about his favorite singer and had lofty plans for her. “He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.”

But bin Laden’s murderous side also emerged in his fantasies about the pop superstar. “[He would say] how beautiful she is,” Boof claims, “what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband – Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have womens’ husbands killed.

But as much as bin Laden adored Houston, he was also dismissive of black women. “African women are only good for a man’s lower pleasures,” bin Laden supposedly said. “What need do you have for a womb?”

And Boof writes that the 9/11 terror mastermind detested her hairstyle. “Why do you wear your hair braided?” he fumed, telling her that “only monkeys” did that.

So Osama hates black people. Someone should tell that to Kanye West. Thanks to Sweetness and Light for the great link.