Dear God, NO!

Well, what do I know about children’s toys? Maybe its fun to shoot white colored slime at your friends, but judging from this commercial, the kids and assorted victims seem to think this is rightfully disgusting.

As do I. I think there are some very questionable toys and ideas being shoved at children today that is designed to blur the lines of sexuality. Like Gogurt. No child of mine will ever suck yogurt from a tube, male OR female. So now Hasbro has come out with the “Oozinator” which is a gun that you have to pump several times in order to shoot a wad of goo at your friends and playmates.

Click the photo below or here to see the commercial.

For some reason, the little black kid loves this toy and he rubs the squirted goo all over his sweatshirt. I wonder if it dries clear? I wonder what the hell his mother will think when he comes home covered in this stuff?

I wonder what Hasbro was thinking in the board room when they came up with this brainchild? Well, thanks to the AV Club, now we know. Click the photo below to see the board room meeting at Hasbro.

Thanks to Transbuddha for the great links!