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Islamic Law Backwards

Next up for the Religion of Peace is how backwards their values are. If you plot to murder over 200 people, you get 26 months in jail and are treated as a hero when you are released.

If you publish a magazine that has fully clothed women that are beautifully posed, you have to flee town and face charges that would get you 32 months in prison.

From the AP here:

Playboy editor a suspect in Indonesia case

JAKARTA, Indonesia – Playboy magazine’s editor-in-chief and first centerfold model in Indonesia were formally named by police Thursday as suspects in an indecency case against the publication.

Authorities said they were investigating Kartika Gunawan, a woman who posed in lingerie in a premiere edition here in April, and Erwin Arnada, the editor. They could be prosecuted, and if convicted, imprisoned for two years and eight months.

Recently, Abu Bakar Bashir was released from prison after serving only 26 months for plotting the mass murder of 200 in the Bali Bombing. See Little Green Footballs here and Sydney Morning Herald here.

One of Bashir’s Cleric/Terrorist buddies has been running around telling his followers this stupid lie:

He said Prophet Mohammed had promised that “if someone died as a martyr, then the first drop of his blood will wipe out his sins, a crown will be put on him, with a diamond worth more than the world and everything inside it, and that it would salvage the souls of 70 family members”.

What a devilish religion. You can kill hundreds, and its okay. But print a girlie magazine, and you are in REAL trouble. I say that the next time the USA needs to bomb an Islamic country, the populace should be bombed with pornos and bacon. That seems to hurt them more.

UPDATE!

Yet another example of how stupid their laws are can be found from the AP HERE. A man is serving four years in prison for making liquor!

Oh, and he apparantly shoved a lightbulb up his ass. What a great idea.

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) – Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad’s misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

“Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else,” Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn’t know the bulb was there.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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