Terrorist Indictment Released

You can view it here. Its a pretty interesting lead. Here are the terrorist’s names. Notice that none of them look particularly American, despite news reports that these are average Joes. Also, it is being reported that the terrorists are part of a “Radical Black Islam” gang, which usually brings to mind the New Black Panthers or something. But these names don’t look like typical Black Panther names. Five of these men are Americans.

Narseal Batiste, aka Brother Naz
Patrick Abraham, aka Brother Pat
Stanley Grant Phanor, aka Brother Sunni
Naudimar Herrera, aka Brother Naudy
Burson Augustin, aka Brother B
Lyglenson Lemorin, aka Brother Levi
Rotschild Augustine, aka Brother Rot

So it turns out that these bastards were going to blow up the Sears Tower, FBI Offices in several cities, and wanted to “kill all the devils we can” in a mission that would “be just as good or greater than 9/11.”

All of them are charged with the intent to provide material aid to a terrorist organization, Al-Queda, and levy war against the Government of the United States. Yeah, that is punishable by Death. Happy trails, dirtbags. No virgins for you! NEXT!

Update: Since they were busted in the planning phase, they will not face the death penalty.