Katherine and Abdullah Sitting in a Tree

Another day, another update on Runaway MySpace girl Katherine Lester and her Palestinian boyfriend, Abdullah “Psycho” Jimzawi. Is this a case of attempted kidnapping, brainwashing and white slavery, or is this a case of star-crossed lovers separated by 3 continents?

Its starting to look more like the latter. Somehow, I am beginning to hate Abdullah Psycho more and more. He has gone from cunning, dirty, terrorist-wannabe with a thirst for white harem girls to a whiney goth-tard emo punk kid with a heart broken by by tragedy and the unfairness of the FBI.

This story is starting to sicken me. From the AP here:

Abdullah Jimzawi, 20, told The Associated Press that his love for Katherine Lester, of Gilford, Mich., was pure and they planned to marry. The music buff, who spends at least 10 hours a day on the Internet, decried attempts to portray him as an Internet predator.

“We love the same things, the same songs and we have similar dreams. I fell in love with her because she is innocent and goodhearted. We found ourselves as soul mates,” he told the AP on Sunday at his family’s comfortable house.

Jimzawi, a high school dropout with close-cropped hair, a two-day beard and large, dark eyes, said Katherine was willing to convert to Islam and that the pair remain in close contact, speaking to each other at least five hours a day via Internet phone calls.

Jimzawi works in his father’s business delivering goods to minimarkets and has never gotten into trouble.

Had Katherine made it to Jericho, Jimzawi said, she would have slept in his sister’s bedroom, not his. He said he would have walked with her through the tree-lined streets of Jericho, and his family would have celebrated her 17th birthday together on June 21.

“When I realized she wasn’t coming I felt my whole world collapse,” he said. “My tears didn’t stop and I couldn’t sleep for three days.”

Oh. My. God. He still talks to her 5 hours a day?! He was going to try to respect her virginity and make her sleep in his sister’s room? Walk hand in hand down the tree-lined streets of Jericho? Would doves cry? Would kittens spring with furry glee from the eternal well of happiness? Sheesh.

How can this idiot work in his father’s business when he spends all of his time on the internet? Oh, that’s right, there are only five minimarts in Jericho. It doesnt take long to deliver goods on THAT route. Which again, begs the question where this emo-punk kid got all of the cash used to buy that airline ticket? If it isnt from hard work, it only leaves two options. A cash grant, which may be possible because of the international aid to Palestinians, or from crime.

Don’t let the propaganda from the West Bank fool you. Abdullah is NOT Romeo, and Katherine Lester is NOT Juliette. Abdullah has attempted to lure Katherine Lester into a Palestinian refugee camp once with sweet words and twisted promises of living in a paradise. All that Abdullah can realistically promise is that Katherine becomes his property under Islamic Sharia law, in a place with very little freedom, wealth, and healthcare. They would live in fear of pending Palestinian civil war between Hamas and Fatah, or get caught up in Jihad against Israel.