Britney Boo Hoo

Britney Spears was on the tube last night with Matt Lauer, and she started boo-hooing that she had no privacy and no respect. Well, she won’t find any respect here, either.

Knocked up with a second child from loser K-Fed, chubby Britney chomped on chewing gum during the hour-long interview like a cow chewing cud. Her clothes were straining against her fleshy cleavage, she had clumpy mascara, and she has apparantly chewed her nails to a nub. She could not look trashier if she tried. Did she not know that there would be cameras in the room for her TV interview? Does no one in her life have the guts to honestly tell her that she needs help dressing herself for an interview where she has to defend against her critics’ charges that she is dirty white trash?

And why can’t Matt Lauer realize that the no-socks and boat shoes look went out of style in the late 80’s? No one wants to see your stubbly ankles, Matt.

One highlight of the interview was when Matt asked Britney how far along she was, and Britney answered that she didnt know. She had to guess that she was about 7 or 8 months along.

My wife shouted at the TV, “How could she be so dumb that she doesnt know?”

The answer to that is that Britney has not been to get her pre-natal care. She told Matt that she didnt know the baby’s sex, which would indicate that she hasnt had an ultrasound. I mean, what woman can’t tell you exactly how many weeks she is pregnant? Britney doesnt know because she hasnt been to a doctor.

But she tells Matt, “I know I’m a good mom.” Whatever you need to tell yourself, Brit. To see more Britney Spears goodness, click here and here.