TomKat’s Baby Name Blunder

Tom Cruise, as discussed previously, is a freaking idiot. Tom Cruise and Unwed Baby Momma, Katie Holmes, spawned, at worst, the anti-christ, or at best, the messiah of the Scientology Religion this past week.

Yes, the baby was born on the same day as Brook Shields’ daughter, and after the prior spat the two celebs had over post partum depression, this seems deliciously ironic.

But what appears to be the newest development is that Tom and Katie, both completely Gentile, goy, non-jewish, have named their baby Suri, which according to them, means “princess” in Hebrew. Most people name their dogs Princess. “Jewish Princess” is an insult to affluent young jewish women. Maybe they called her Princess because she is supposed to be the new Queen of Scientology? Well, it turns out that the baby’s name does not mean what TomKat claim it to mean.

Hilarity from ContactMusic:

Language experts are amazed TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES have named their baby daughter SURI – because there is no record of the name meaning “Princess” in Hebrew. According to Hebrew linguists, Suri has only two meanings – one is a person from Syria and the other “go away” when addressed to a female.

Hebrew expert JONATHAN WENT says, “I think it’s fair to say they have made a mistake here. There are variations of the way the Hebrew name for princess is spelt but I have never seen it this way.” Suri can also be translated into a Hindi boy’s name, and it also means “pointy nose” in some Indian dialects and “pickpocket” in Japanese.

So Suri, Tom. Better luck next time.