Cruise to Chew Baby Goo
Well, its the run-up to the birth of the Scientology Messiah, and Tom is back in the news again. This time he has been quoted as saying that he can’t wait to eat the placenta, and will do so while it is still steaming and piping hot, straight from Katie Holme’s vagina. He may even cut the cord with his own teeth. Yum.
Click on the picture to hear what he will sound like afterwards.
Mission Impossible star Cruise vows to eat placenta after birth
By Patrick MulchroneTOM Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre mission..to eat his new baby’s placenta.
Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be “very nutritious”.
The Mission Impossible star, 43, said: “I’m gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there.” It is the latest in a series of increasingly strange outbursts from Cruise in the run-up to the birth.
He has claimed the baby, due any day, will be delivered in total silence.
The Top Gun star also insisted he “sensed” fiance Katie was pregnant before she told him.
And he has blurted out details of the couple’s sex life, saying: “It’s spectacular.”
The actor, who recently also claimed he has the power to cure drug addicts, has even been carrying out his own medical scans on the fetus after buying himself an ultrasound machine.
So Tom is playing Doctor with an ultrasound machine? Does this make him a “Mad Scientologist?”
