The Cradle Will Fall in K-Fed’s and Britney’s Home

Far be it from me to question anyone’s parenting skills. Bah. I’m going to question them. Britney and K-Fed may be a menace to their child’s safety. After an uproar was caused when Britney was photographed driving with her infant son in her lap, Child Protective Services in California were called to the Federline Estate to investigate a new mishap- A cracked skull in baby Sean’s head- supposedly from a fall from a high chair.

From the Star here:

April 24 Issue of Star
On April 7, when Britney Spears and Kevin Federline realized that their baby, Sean Preston, had been sleeping more than usual, panic bells went off. Just six days earlier, the 7-month-old had taken a major fall from his high chair, a tumble that had his parents worried that he might have been critically injured.

They had every right to fret. After rushing Sean to a nearby hospital, they discovered he had a minor skull fracture (sometimes called a “scalp fracture” in babies), and a blood clot. And the doctors weren’t the only ones to take notice! The next day, the Department of Children and Family Services began looking into the incident.

Its official. K-Fed and Britney are bad parents. You DO NOT WAIT six days before you take a child to a hospital when it falls to the floor and goes splat on its noggin. And how the hell do you write a story and say that after six days, the child was RUSHED to a hospital? What was the delay? Fear of the authorities finding out what really happened? Fear of the paparazzi? Common stupidity? Neglect?

And the baby did not have anything as cute as a “scalp fracture” and a “blood clot.” The correct term is “broken skull” and “subdural hematoma.” Yes, it could have been fatal. Good thing that they rushed the baby to the hospital. Too bad it will talk funny from now on, but maybe that is just an inherited Louisiana accent.