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This is the pinnacle of mechanical contrivances if you love food.

Thanks to Tosh’s blog here where they say:

The Bob Evans Sausage Gravy & Biscuit Machine.

Have you died and gone to heaven?

And then, in heaven, you get to eat out of The Bob Evans Sausage Gravy & Biscuit Machine and then you have a heart attack and die again and get to go to an even better heaven!

Nommy Nommy Nom.